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Is it okay if we sleep over at your house? See, we don't like to waste a lot of money on hotels and motels, plus we like meeting new people and seeing the way they choose to decorate their rooms to make them happy and how many different ways there are to live.
We don't care if you think your home is a mess. We won't think any less of you. We understand that trying to survive in this world is exhausting and sometimes it's much easier and rewarding to just collapse on the couch after spending all day repressing your hopes and dreams so that you can do something you don't enjoy in exchange for money.
See, we don't have any money either, and it would help an awful lot to sleep somewhere for free when we are on tour. We are very nice and polite and promise not to be loud or rowdy (unless you say it's okay to, in which case, we like to dance!)
I know we are strangers, but we'd like to change that. We'd like you to consider us as distant relatives. You are, of course, also welcome to stay with us if you are ever visiting near our home.
love,
A Faulty Chromosome
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